So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.
Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible
Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’
AHHH THE FLOOF
OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK
People also call them puppies
HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE
THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM I’M GOING TO CRY
Can I take a second’s pause here to point out how good a listener I think Greg is? Look at how intent he is. He’s waiting for Sherlock to finish his call, yeah, and he could look like that’s all he’s doing, but he’s really interested in hearing what Mrs. Hudson has to say. I love Greg.
Of course he’s interested - his entire wardrobe is black, white and grey. This convesation encourages him to be a bit braver and try a tartan scarf ;)
Also, fun fact, Lestrade has no idea what a color even fucking is. So there’s that.
Ahhh - so that’s why Sherlock has to scream “PINK!” at him…
#THE MOST EROTIC 50 SHADES OF GREY ARE ON HIS HEAD
No, but how awesome would it be if Greg was actually colour blind? It’s more common in men than you’d think, and would explain why he generally goes with grey tones. And there’s nothing, as far as I’m aware of, stating that the DI can’t be colour blind.
Headcanon accepted and will be used, thank you very much.